pimppreacher | Rachel should look and learn. As black as she thinks she is because
the “dues” she thinks she’s paid by attending a HBCU, studying Black
culture and history and becoming a Black woman subject matter expert in
her mind is just more insult to injury and is dismissed by us. No, she
still lacks one facet of negro culture that is essential for her to be
let into the club: The Black Church. Politicians know this and so do
Corporations which is why you see more and more corporate sponsors of
church events. All this studying of black culture and one would think
Rachel would have gone this route already by getting a black pastor
sponsor. If she wants to make it, a black pastor sponsor is a MUST. That
said, due to her DEFCON-5 Level of transgression with black women, it
is going to take someone really powerful to wash all her sins away. The
only one with this much domination and influence with black women is the
Kingpin of the Black Church itself: TD Jakes.
Yes, if
Rachel somehow got mentored and counseled by TD Jakes, she would be
redeemed. She could “church” with us and eventually get promoted to
Armor Bearer or First Assistant. He could help her get her black hair
care beauty line to be picked up at Target. The invitations to speak
would begin pouring in again, and women everywhere would come hear her
testify of how God brought her a mighty long way. She will never really
repent, but we won’t care. All that matters is that she has learned how
to preach and can make hair weave references in her messages for added
humor. Then she would meet the criteria to be a panelist speaker for
Mega Fest because she has been Jakes-Redeemed. Once you are
Jakes-Redeemed, you become Teflon. This Jakes-Redemption is a
Willy-Wonka Golden Ticket to write her own path.
Why do you
say this Ms. Justice? Well because there are so many others that are
under this protection and no one is able to touch them. Who I say? Well
let’s see, there’s Oprah Winfrey who also needed Jakes-Redemption so her
own spirituality can be finally validated. It doesn’t matter if Oprah
has or has not accepted the salvation of Jesus Christ.
Look
at Tyler Perry. Tyler, also very wealthy, needed Jakes-Redemption and
protection to steer rumors away about his sexuality. And if he were to
have a Bruce Jenner moment of courage in the future, the Teflon Jacket
he got with his Jakes-Redemption Packet (please see his $1 million
dollar donation at the last MegaFest), would still keep him from any
condemnation or loss of revenue because of it.
