ladybud | The War on Weed is actually a War on the Elderly. Prohibition causes
millions of our parents and grandparents to die earlier and in more pain
because they have no knowledge or access to one of mankind’s oldest
safest medicines. I’m a scientist currently doing research for a graphic
novel about the human endocannabinoid system. It took me a year and a
half in the scientific literature before I realized the truth: cannabis
is the closest medicine humans have to a panacea for the many diseases
of aging.
Anyone reading this article understands the criminal
stupidity of denying the medical benefits of cannabis. However, few of
us realize the extent of this injustice against the elderly. The sheer
expanse of diseases is astounding and the mountains of evidence
overpowering. Cannabis helps with so many basic problems of aging: it
lowers inflammation across the body, lessening aches, migraines and arthritis. By itself, it’s helpful against pain and it enhances the other painkillers so a patient needs less addictive opiates with just a few puffs of pot. It eases nausea from chemotherapy, treats sleep apnea, raises bone density for osteoporosis and protects the GI tract. It prevents heart attacks and lessens the neurotoxicity of strokes if applied immediately (the federal Health & Human Services even has a patent for this cannabinoid neuroprotection.
This makes it even more ironic when the DEA claims ‘no medical
benefit’). For as yet unknown reasons, cannabis works especially well
for movement disorders like Parkinson’s and the self-attacking autoimmune disorders like Crohn’s disease.
Cannabis slows the viruses of herpes and HIV, the prions of Mad Cow disease and even destroys the MRSA bacteria
in a test tube (this drug resistant staph infection now kills more
people than HIV every year and we have no new antibiotics left to kill
it – except for the cannabinoids from that wicked weed). Our brain
overflows with cannabinoid receptors that protect against MS, epilepsy and Alzheimer’s. Cannabis attacks and prevents cancer by several different pathways and it often eases depression. As the colorful Colorado activist Bill Althouse says, “If you’re over 50 years old and you don’t have 50 mg of CBD in your system every day, you’re an idiot.”