Tuesday, July 03, 2012

BD has created fine art....,


If you didn't already know about this, 50 years or so ago, in response to complaints about inadequate production of fine art, a federal agency, the National Endowment of the Arts (NEA) was created with a budget to fund new works of art. One scandalous product, funded on a $15,000 commission was the award-winning The Piss Christ, a Crucifix in a jug of the artists own urine. Probably still on display in some hip trendy NYC art museum to a continued stream of oohs and aaahs from upscale apreciants...

BD has been inspired to create similarly: For your critical review, we present The Piss POTUS (attached) produced using BD's very own urine with a well-deserved touch of his fecal material. We confer this to the public domain, no rights are reserved. You are free to post it on your site, spam the appropriate link to key focal points, and rack up a few million hits when it goes viral....(John Kurman, eat your heart out)

{disclaimer - I didn't write any of the above, it is an "unfiltered" pass-through from an email sent me by Big Don yesterday. From Big Don's brainstem to your eyes, as it were...,}

26 comments:

Uglyblackjohn said...

Besides the cheap carpet as a backdrop, BD is no Soranno.

Dale Asberry said...

Pure. Comedy."Gold".

CNu said...

Oh, snap..., that is some kind of old funky blue acrylic shag isn't it? Dayyum...,

John Kurman said...

hoiw 1987. You should consider pushing the avant gadre envelop back to Piero Manzoni mode and can you shit.

Biggg Donnn said...

It was an old bath towel....

Gee Chee Vision said...

"cheap carpet"
"funky blue acrylic shag"
LOL...

Poor D, his nappy carpet gett'n capped on. Dudes dun forgot about the art.

Gee Chee Vision said...

Interesting BD. You are imaginative. Didn't know you had it in you...

I mean that strange sediment at the bottom of the cup. No wonder you were waiting on DV.

Biggg Donnn said...

"...strange sediment"


That's exactly the kind of speculation fine art promotes (getting the optics and the lighting to work was not simple...)

CNu said...

Dude needs some ch-ch-ch-chia in his life...., I'm also wondering about the new 3G/3N alias he's sporting under disqus - like he doesn't want to move forward with his previous thought extrusions on these here interwebs

Biggg Donnn said...

Disqus morphicated its ID reqmts, and asked for some Big Don PW don't think we ever assigned it, or something like that. Anyway it wouldn't work as before. Lost PW thingy sucked. Biggg Donnn got us back in....

brotherbrown said...

This is how one can tell blogging has died.

CNu said...

nonsense brotherbrown!!!! we value and honor Biggg Donnn's CUH-LEARLY liminal perspective on consensus reality.

brotherbrown said...

Does that mean you are going to post a pic of a turd when he ships it to you?

Biggg Donnn said...

FWIW, Years ago, Hustler Magazine had some quite artistic photos implementing turds in augmentation of various subject matter...

Tom said...

If the turd is art, does it ship at the media mail rate?

CNu said...

lol, tsk, tsk..., haters gone hate.

I have no love what.so.ever for the Hon.Bro.Preznit.Double-O - and so - take no imaginary offense at anyone else's desecration of images of Brookings Rorschachian candidate.

If BD goes to the trouble of assembling, lighting, and immortalizing anything as clearly reflective of his own psyche as this is, you gottdayyum skippy I'll post it.

Dale Asberry said...

Hey, no hatin' here... maybe a little poking fun at your phraseology, though ;-)

CNu said...

dood, I posted a missive from Big Don verbatim - changing not one jot or tiddle - and including a red-lettered disclaimer to that very effect

brotherbrown said...

I'm not talking about Obama either. At which bodily fluid will you draw a line?

Dale Asberry said...

Lol, your oft used comment, "pure. comedy. gold." Sheesh!

CNu said...

lol, I don't. I used to keep a copy of Tissue Cleansing Through Effective Bowel Management and The Leatherman's Handbook on my coffee table - precisely for the purpose of scandalizing curious though scatologically challenged guests and visitors. In deference to my childrens' guests and visitors, I toned it down a wee bit, substituting a signed copy of Giger's Necronomicon for the Leatherman's Handbook but still proudly displaying the classic and rather heavily illustrated Jensen chiropractic manual on colonics.

brotherbrown said...

So Big Don's progeny in liquid form is a possibility?

Dale Asberry said...

Well, it's not quite progeny, yet.

CNu said...

rotflmbao..., if his currently available output is visible to the naked eye and he has an artistic application in brainstem (mind)....,

Gas_Passer said...

Do you think they'll display the Obama jar of piss in some hip trendy NYC art museum to a continued stream of oohs and aaahs from upscale apreciants?

CNu said...

I'ma go with John's take on this piece noted above..., so 1987 and passe.

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