A guy was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it." "WOW" replied the friend, "she actually said that.?!" Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said..."Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."
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This item from today's Drudge may apply...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9426205/Cannabis-smoking-permanently-lowers-IQ.html
Evidently you didn't get the memo http://subrealism.blogspot.com/2012/08/surprise-media-routinely-misrepresents.html
A guy was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night...
My daughter walked into the living room and said, Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it."
"WOW" replied the friend, "she actually said that.?!"
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said..."Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."
I've been waiting for the proper occasion to use this CNu quote, "So that's what a concussion does to a muhphugga'z situational awareness."
Riding the bus home this evening, read this on my phone, busted out laughing...priceless.comedy.gold....,
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