dailywire | When you get fired by Squatty Potty, things are going badly.
Squatty Potty is a little plastic stool you put under your feet when
taking a No. 2. The stool helps "mimic a perfect squat" while also
having an "ideal foot position for maximum comfort." Now available in
Slim Teak ($59.99) and Tao Bamboo ($69.99).
Yes, that was Kathy Griffin's only sponsor. And we're not saying that
the 56-year-old whose career imploded after she released a picture of
herself holding a bloody severed head modeled after President Trump
isn't perhaps the perfect spokesman for Squatty Potty. We're just noting
that SquaPa decided to give Griffin her walking (toilet) papers.
So, that's everyone. CNN (after waiting nearly a day) decided to can
Griffin from her annual New Year's Eve appearance (where she flips
people the bird and makes Anderson Cooper giggle like a school girl).
And every single one of her upcoming gigs for her comedy show has been
canceled. Every. Single. One.
"Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins Tour" (hilarious!) had planned
seven stops, a few in California, a few more around New York City, and
one in New Mexico.
Her gig at the St. George Theatre in Staten Island on November 2 was
86'ed first, then her show at the State Theatre in New Brunswick, New
Jersey. "Ms. Griffin’s recent actions have severely inhibited our
ability to fulfill our mission as a non-profit theatre serving the
Staten Island community," said the theater.
Route 66 Casino in Albuquerque canceled her show Wednesday and
the California venues followed suit. That left Bergen Performing Arts
Center in New Jersey as the only surviving gig.
But not anymore. "After very careful consideration, bergenPAC has
decided to no longer move forward with the scheduled performance of
Kathy Griffin on 11/4/17," they tweeted out over the weekend.
