WaPo | The first known published description of Donald Trump’s hair, as an
entity that deserved its own description, was mild. “His sandy hair is
probably a bit long by standards of the corporate world,” read a 1984
newspaper profile of the then-38-year-old mogul. “With the sides slicked
back just a bit.”
Three decades later, describing the headstuff
of the leading Republican presidential candidate has been elevated to an
art form. Is is swirled or swooped? Animal or vegetable? (Mineral?)
Burnt sienna or orange Creamsicle? Last week Gawker published an
extensive investigation asserting that the whole concoction might
actually be a $60,000 weave.
Fist tap Rohan
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